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And Charlie, don’t forget about what happened to the man who suddenly got everything...
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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What we’re saying today is that you’re either part of the solution or you’re...
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The best remedy for anger is delay.
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It isn’t necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It’s only necessary...
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America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense … human rights...
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A man is so in the way in the house.
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Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.