Quote #26062
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #23662
Gods are fragile things they may be killed by a whiff of science or...
Quote #1610
We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead.
Quote #20998
Little friends may prove great friends.
Quote #9337
Young people have an almost biological destiny to be hopeful.
Quote #17362
Whenever I hear people talking about ‘liberal ideas,’ I am always astounded that men...
Quote #15921
Fall not in love, therefore; it will stick to your face.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #4418
The greatest penalty of evildoing – namely, to grow into the likeness of bad...