Quote #30055
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.
Quote #2703
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Quote #29680
When Jesus Christ utters a word, He opens His mouth so wide that it...
Quote #9717
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!
Quote #6643
The lazy man always does twice the work. (El bago siempre pasa double trabajo)
Quote #14073
The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It...
Quote #32623
When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.
Quote #34127
The word ‘meaningful’ when used today is nearly always meaningless.
Quote #11090
I defended this country as a young man, and I will defend it as...
Quote #31625
Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is...