Quote #28253
In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Quote #28394
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his...
Quote #25750
There are some things so serious you have to laugh at them.
Quote #24670
Our minds thus grow in spots and like grease spots, the spots spread. But...
Quote #768
No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are...
Quote #4281
There are three things which the superior man guards against. In youth…lust. When he...
Quote #23713
When things are at their worst I find something always happens.
Quote #6884
Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.
Quote #13634
To generalize is to be an idiot.
Quote #667
Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.