Quote #12118
I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.
Quote #26308
People love to admit they have bad handwriting or that they can’t do math....
Quote #29566
My boat goes west, your’s east. Heaven’s a wind for both journeys.
Quote #602
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
Quote #2918
… and thereof do I repent: I only plucked an occasional flower when I...
Quote #4268
When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #11944
Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and...
Quote #31243
The smaller the understanding of the situation, the more pretentious the form of expression.
Quote #863
The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to...