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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
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Every government is run by liars. Nothing they say should be believed.
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We are prisoners of ideas.
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The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock,...
Quote #3872
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
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Crime is the soul of lust. What would pleasure be if it were not...
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Swearing is like any other music…If it is not done well, if it is...
Quote #18467
Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them
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A man desires praise that he may be reassured, that he may be quit...
Quote #9787
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.