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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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After you’ve been in a place for a while, everything starts to look… I...
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When I say I love Eastland, it sounds preposterous–a man who brutalizes people. But...
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It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.
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The postman always rings twice.
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Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize...
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There are very few people who are not ashamed of having been in love...
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Whenever anyone says ‘I can’t,’ it makes me wish he’d get stung to death...
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Getting ahead in a difficult profession requires avid faith in yourself. That is why...
Quote #15417
To live is to function. That is all there is in living.