Quote #31173
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...
Quote #2022
I am not young enough to know everything.
Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #2467
Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse...
Quote #10167
I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going...
Quote #13924
Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise.
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #18089
Valor is a gift. Those having it never know for sure whether they have...
Quote #22770
This is patently absurd but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not...
Quote #28840
Wisdom denotes the pursuing of the best ends by the best means.