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Waste no more time talking about great souls and how they should be. Become...
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I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks...
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How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?
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(Clemenceau) once said that war is too important to be left to the generals....
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I’d rather work with someone who’s good at their job but doesn’t like me,...
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Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Quote #26928
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist...
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A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can not...
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As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I...