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Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
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If you haven’t got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to...
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Congealed thinking is the forerunner of failure… make sure you are always receptive to...
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What you have in your mind, your talents, your native abilities, no one can...
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Brilliance is typically the act of an individual, but incredible stupidity can usually be...
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Television news is like a lightning flash. It makes a loud noise, lights up...
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He who survives will see the outcome.
Quote #13965
The future is much like the present, only longer.