Quote #31344
Most turkeys taste better the day after my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Quote #16869
Do not say things. What you are stands over you the while and thunders...
Quote #19595
To know that you do not know is the best. To pretend to know...
Quote #34873
Behold the man.
Quote #20416
It is an interesting question how far men would retain their relative rank if...
Quote #32008
It is very strange that the years teach us patience – that the shorter...
Quote #3064
A communist is a person who publicly airs his dirty Lenin.
Quote #26124
I was no petty thief, I wanted the world or nothing.
Quote #12860
If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.
Quote #17401
A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.