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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
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If I had permitted my failures, or what seemed to me at the time...
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Thou shall not steal. I mean defensively. On offense, thou shall steal and thou...
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A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his...
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Reprove thy friend privately commend him publicly.
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Truth is the secret of eloquence and of virtue, the basis of moral authority...
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No one flower can ever symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet.
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Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so...
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From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can...
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I hold before you my hand with each finger standing erect and alone, and...