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Every body continues in its state of rest or uniform motion in a straight...
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When anger rises, think of the consequences.
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #19159
Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
Quote #8109
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you...
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If you want to be the popular one at a party, here’s a good...
Quote #7097
The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
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Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori. (Sweet and fitting it is to die...
Quote #6907
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Quote #13613
On the mountains of truth you can never climb in vain: either you will...