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Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine.
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Fabrizio In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.
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A soft answer turneth away wrath: but grievous words stir up anger.
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A sign of a celebrity is that his name is often worth more than...
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife...
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The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his...
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Here’s a good tip for when you go to the beach A sand dollar...
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The Universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow...
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Of course I believe that solipsism is the correct philosophy, but that’s only one...
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Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, —...