Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #2412
Spring makes everything look filthy.
Quote #13825
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well...
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There’s something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open...
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Only the curious will learn and only the resolute overcome the obstacles to learning....
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #20405
There are a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one who is...
Quote #179
History is more or less bunk.
Quote #4567
A good reputation is more valuable than money.