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I must be cruel, only to be kind.
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I like work it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for...
Quote #13332
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
Quote #34270
You couldn’t even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
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It would take battalions of angels to protect us from our dreaded dangers, though...
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Look for the good, not the evil, in the conduct of members of the...
Quote #19342
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
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My life is a simple thing that would interest no one. It is a...
Quote #31154
Reality isn’t the way you wish things to be, nor the way they appear...