Steven Wright, Standup Comedy Routine Quote #8750 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
The Clown Prince of Darkness, (correspondence, 1988) Quote #2235 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 What we choose to call sanity is a big house where the mad have...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28416 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It’s easy to sit and scoff at an old man’s folly. But also, check...
Abraham Lincoln Quote #730 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The worst thing you can do for those you love is the things they...
John Ruskin Quote #31379 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Say all you have to say in the fewest possible words, or your reader...
Carl Sandburg Quote #18098 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The fog comes on little cat feet. It sits looking over harbor and city...
Albert Einstein Quote #6930 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits....
Orson Welles Quote #1129 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...