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There is value in everybody’s gift. No matter how hard to find or strange...
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Cogito ergo spud. – I think, therefore I yam
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As we were driving, we saw a sign that said ‘Watch For Rocks.’ Marta...
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Ever notice that what the hell is always the right decision?
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The great enemy of the truth is very often not the lie — deliberate,...
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Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the...
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Government can easily exist without laws, but law cannot exist without government.
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all...