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God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
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Life-transforming ideas have always come to me through books.
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When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and...
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Cats are notoriously sore losers. Coming in second best, especially to someone as poorly...
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In the career of glory one gains many things; the gout and medals, a...
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Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as...
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If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the...
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I’m tired. I’m tired of feeling rejected by the American people. I’m tired of...
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I’m as pure as the driven slush.
Quote #3909
The prime purpose of eloquence is to keep other people from talking.