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You see but your shadow when you turn your back to the sun.
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The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
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Hollywood grew to be the most flourishing factory of popular mythology since the Greeks.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you get all wet.
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