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Insignificant events can take on monumental proportions when your head is full of practically...
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You know quite well, deep within you, that there is only a single magic,...
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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest...
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I improve on misquotation.
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My past is my wisdom to use today. . . my future is my...
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Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can’t see the sense in...
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Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
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Television A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
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I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole...
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Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of...