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Love is a great beautifier.
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The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second...
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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Our (The Stoic) motto, as you know, is live according to nature.
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Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which otherwise require harder thinking.
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The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
Quote #33220
Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterward.
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There are no exceptions to the rule that everybody likes to be an exception...
Quote #19688
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far...
Quote #18790
The tears that you spill, the sorrowful, are sweeter than the laughter of snobs...