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Youth is a wonderful thing what a crime to waste it on children.
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Intellectuals are the most intolerant of all people.
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Practical wisdom is only to be learned in the school of experience. Precepts and...
Quote #17187
Only the extremely ignorant or the extremely intelligent can resist change.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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To be honest, as this world goes, is to be one man picked out...
Quote #14976
We must have infinite faith in each other. If we have not, we must...
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If you make the world a little better, then you have accomplished a great...
Quote #4739
Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.
Quote #18688
It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his...