Quote #30406
Beware the politically obsessed. They are often bright and interesting, but they have something...
Quote #20369
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
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I am only one, but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but...
Quote #16739
The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor he takes my measure anew...
Quote #21751
Woe to him inside a nonconformist clique who does not conform with nonconformity.
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Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart for his...
Quote #28147
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Quote #27192
I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’...
Quote #28160
To me, clowns aren’t funny. In fact, they’re kinda scary. I’ve wondered where this...
Quote #26601
Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm.