Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #32851
Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of the organized life.
Quote #8248
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be...
Quote #3450
I still live.
Quote #14635
Education is not received. It is achieved.
Quote #1849
Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work...
Quote #4157
It is entirely seemly for a young man killed in battle to lie mangled...
Quote #15471
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
Quote #25495
Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.