Quote #28268
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Quote #4132
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Quote #29597
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence and obsolescence.
Quote #10604
When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is...
Quote #1998
The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #10942
Happiness is reflective, like the light of heaven.
Quote #10632
The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children.
Quote #17451
A man who does not plan long ahead will find trouble right at his...
Quote #20948
They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps.
Quote #18349
To you I’m an atheist to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.