Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
Quote #30437
A home-made friend wears longer than one you buy in the market.
Quote #3682
Chaos is the score upon which reality is written.
Quote #11692
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
Quote #30415
Only the refusal to listen guarantees one against being ensnared by the truth.
Quote #2460
Why does a small tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and s substantial...
Quote #6883
The great secret of power is never to will to do more than you...
Quote #18512
Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many not on your...
Quote #26873
A mighty pain to love it is, and ’tis a pain that pain to...
Quote #25052
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and...