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Th’ newspaper does ivrything f’r us. It runs th’ polis foorce an’ th’ banks,...
Quote #27951
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
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The artist is a recepticle for the emotions that come from all over the...
Quote #12560
Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness...
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How is it possible to expect mankind to take advice when they will not...
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called “New Car Interior.’
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Be entirely tolerant or not at all follow the good path or the evil...
Quote #12865
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
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How many cares one loses when one decides not to be something but to...
Quote #2976
Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.