Quote #12192
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
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Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that’s the...
Quote #9519
What is not nailed down is mine. Anything that I can pry loose was...
Quote #2667
Two people kissing always look like fish.
Quote #30931
Time gives good advice.
Quote #28169
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Quote #23634
We should give as we would receive, cheerfully, quickly, and without hesitation for there...
Quote #13018
I do not want the peace which passeth understanding, I want the understanding which...
Quote #27554
It’s not a slam at you when people are rude-it’s a slam at the...
Quote #14915
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular...