Quote #24819
The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.
Quote #28337
If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #6313
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my...
Quote #24611
Time spent in the advertising business seems to create a permanent deformity like the...
Quote #16988
Insist on yourself never imitate… Every great man is unique.
Quote #22599
Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.
Quote #11555
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Quote #21073
If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me
Quote #16601
I’d rather give my life than be afraid to give it.
Quote #32873
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of...