Quote #13087
The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.
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Life just isn’t worth living unless you’re willing to take some big chances and...
Quote #1046
Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability.
Quote #29798
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Quote #31345
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office...
Quote #7798
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of...
Quote #31631
Opportunities are seldom labeled.
Quote #30838
If the thunder is not loud, the peasant forgets to cross himself.
Quote #19289
Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses.
Quote #10512
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds upon the heel that crushes it.