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Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in...
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It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend.
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I am like SPAM Some people like me, some people hate me, but nobody...
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James, you ought to discover some day that words have an exact meaning.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake–which...
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This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
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Give a member of Congress a junket and a mimeograph machine and he thinks...
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Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
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Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal...