Quote #21869
Defer not till tomorrow to be wise, tomorrow’s sun to thee may never rise.
Quote #23364
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national...
Quote #33606
Whom did it benefit.
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #96
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #12119
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Quote #25144
There is not one in a hundred of either sex who is not taken...
Quote #10302
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a...
Quote #6228
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster....
Quote #18831
No lower can a man descend than to interpret his dreams into gold and...