Quote #9548
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
Quote #28086
To your friends, you’re like a trash bag they’ll use you for a little...
Quote #11878
I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives...
Quote #9296
Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of...
Quote #17893
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
Quote #1691
A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.
Quote #34727
You bluffed me I don’t like it when people bluff me. It makes me...
Quote #21198
Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day...
Quote #16230
The key to every man is his thought. Sturdy and defying though he look,...
Quote #13122
When the least they could do to you was everything, then the most they...