Quote #2067
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education.
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The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago… had they...
Quote #24078
One dog barks at something, the rest bark at him.
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Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion… I myself prefer to...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #30984
No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back.
Quote #20823
Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not...
Quote #9701
Intellectually, I know that America is no better than any other country; emotionally I...
Quote #20833
Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like a toad, though ugly and venomous,...
Quote #15696
Blaise Pascal used to mark with charcoal the walls of his playroom, seeking a...