Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #7680
I am a man, and whatever concerns humanity is of interest to me.
Quote #1479
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
Quote #28908
From seeds of his body blossomed the flower that liberated a people and touched...
Quote #11738
The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable.
Quote #7011
Liberty is rendered even more precious by the recollection of servitude.
Quote #33612
Go after a man’s weakness, and never, ever, threaten unless you’re going to follow...
Quote #28272
If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how...
Quote #25784
We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.
Quote #16578
If you let a bully come in your front yard, he’ll be on your...