Quote #23087
That fellow seems to posses but one idea and that is the wrong one.
Quote #14671
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.
Quote #27239
A thick head can do as much damage as a hard heart.
Quote #22850
Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody’s comin’ up with 6....
Quote #25581
Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise and he that...
Quote #28410
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Quote #383
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.
Quote #5986
Where there is an open mind there will always be a frontier.
Quote #29189
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at...
Quote #28399
I think a good way to get in a movie is to show up...