Quote #10515
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and...
Quote #6797
It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.
Quote #20286
I have found power in the mysteries of thought.
Quote #23802
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Quote #30395
I am here to accept responsibility for that which I did. I will not...
Quote #8668
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #17689
One should not stand at the foot of a sick person’s bed, because that...
Quote #9974
A man who is careful with his palate is not likely to be careless...
Quote #32943
Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and...
Quote #20535
I realize that I’m generalizing here, but as is often the case when I...