Quote #28317
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #3900
Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand...
Quote #3560
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #6453
If you are not a liberal at twenty, you have no heart. If you...
Quote #23164
Deceive the rich and powerful if you will, but don’t insult them.
Quote #22214
Ricky Let’s drop it. Let’s ecks-nay on the becks-nay. Ig-pay atlin-lay. Bobby Will you...
Quote #13014
I do beseech you to direct your efforts more to preparing youth for the...
Quote #24065
Never write a letter while you are angry.
Quote #23353
Some say it will bring war to the heavens, but its purpose is to...
Quote #33690
Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.