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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once...
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I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
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Politeness is one half good nature and the other half good lying.
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I hold it true,what’er befallI feel it, when I sorrow most’Tis better to have...
Quote #13988
Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters.
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Talent, lying in the understanding, is often inherited; genius, being the action of reason...
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Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if...
Quote #8391
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.
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In this life, Christ is an example, showing us how to live in his...
Quote #21378
This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love the...