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In order for people to be happy, sometimes they have to take risks. It’s...
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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
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Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense...
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The greatest gift is a portion of thyself.
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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
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Glory is like a circle in the water, Which never ceaseth to enlarge itself,...
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Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.
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The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
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Wit is brushwood; judgment timber; the one gives the greatest flame, and the other...
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You can’t tell me that cowboys, when they’re branding cattle, don’t sort of ‘accidentally’...