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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked...
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Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal,...
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Just turn left at Greenland…
Quote #4834
My candle burns at both endsIt will not last the night;But ah, my foes,...
Quote #2727
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
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There were many ways of not burdening one’s conscience, of shunning responsibility, looking away,...
Quote #9559
Much silence and a good disposition, there are no two things better than these.
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You can judge the character of others by how they treat those who can...
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It is well-known what a middleman is he is a man who bamboozles one...
Quote #32805
Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.