Quote #32415
Life is like an onion. You peel off one layer at a time and...
Quote #34270
You couldn’t even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
Quote #1789
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Quote #9893
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.
Quote #28919
We must not measure greatness from the mansion down, but from the manger up.
Quote #25299
I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those...
Quote #9229
The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having...
Quote #24404
Death is the only inescapable, unavoidable, sure thing. We are sentenced to die the...
Quote #2729
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
Quote #8239
Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which...