Quote #1829
God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.
Quote #28016
Security is when everything is settled. When nothing can happen to you. Security is...
Quote #28374
It’s funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never...
Quote #8287
It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one...
Quote #4947
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Quote #18652
The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.
Quote #10443
The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
Quote #7185
We rarely confide in those who are better than we are.
Quote #28812
He who trims himself to suit everyone will soon whittle himself away.
Quote #25925
If there’s anything unsettling to the stomach, it’s watching actors on television talk about...