Quote #7649
With affection beaming out of one eye, and calculation shining out of the other.
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You know, sometimes, when they say you’re ahead of your time, it’s just a...
Quote #15252
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
Quote #2734
Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and...
Quote #32732
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
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Business is a good game – lots of competition and a minimum of rules....
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Every contrivance of man, every tool, every instrument, every utensil, every article designed for...
Quote #19686
A life of leisure and a life of laziness are two different things.
Quote #21832
Most people would rather be certain they’re miserable, than risk being happy.
Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.