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I said I didn’t want to spend most of my life in Holidays Inns,...
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When a thing is done, advice comes too late.
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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
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Never invest in anything that eats or needs repainting.
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A good novel tells you the truth about its hero but a bad novel...
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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He is happiest, be he king or peasant, who finds peace in his home.
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The man least dependent upon the morrow goes to meet the morrow most cheerfully.
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America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
Quote #21020
Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.