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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to...
Quote #3906
Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be...
Quote #1480
The best things carried to excess are wrong.
Quote #9761
God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its...
Quote #9620
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
Quote #18881
…Two and two are four. Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are...
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One day the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.
Quote #9913
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs…and jerk the heck out...
Quote #16582
I greet you as the shapers of American society.