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Fig Newton The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...
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Not the senses I have but what I do with them is my kingdom.
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I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta...
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I consider my ability to arouse enthusiasm among men the greatest asset I possess....
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They wanted facts. Facts! They demanded facts from him, as if facts could explain...
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We like someone because. We love someone although.
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When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found...