Quote #34822
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #25204
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #6732
Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.
Quote #17781
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on...
Quote #3527
It is with words as with sunbeams. The more they are condenced, the deeper...
Quote #20130
Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to...
Quote #24032
Those who do not read are no better off than those who cannot.
Quote #25779
It is fast approaching the point where I don’t want to elect anyone stupid...
Quote #7808
This world is given as the prize for the men in earnest; and that...
Quote #24850
That’s the risk you take if you change that people you’ve been involved with...