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The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their...
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I once said cynically of a politician, ‘He’ll doublecross that bridge when he comes...
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
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Procrastination is like a credit card it’s a lot of fun until you get...
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It...
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A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat...
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Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.
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Christmas The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may...
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...